Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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