was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
