yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
