I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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