Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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