Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My liver just had a heart attack.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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