with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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