What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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