He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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