ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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