I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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