You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize