dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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