im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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