I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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