im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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