I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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