Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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