i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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