I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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