First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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