Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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