is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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