dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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