Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
