Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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