am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
be right there i have to get my cape
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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