he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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