Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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