seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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