i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I see more hoeing in ur future
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