I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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