The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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