remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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