Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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