I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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