I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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