I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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