Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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