another moral hangover. fuck.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Randomize
