BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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