I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize