So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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