Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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