drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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