well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
