I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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