im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
