Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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