Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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