white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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