quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
