I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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