i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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