sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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