lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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