do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
