It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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